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Tom's List is a gang.
Jack: Who's list should we use at next and bang?
Mike: Well, if you want look cool you should use Tom's List.
Jack: What if I don't want to look cool?
Mike: Then use Scooter's List.
Jack: Nuh, fuck that guy. I'm going to use Tom's List.
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A word that not only means you're A-List but you are also a homosexual.
Neil Patrick Harris is so GAY-LIST
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Lists of every email: sent, received, or spammed by you. Your mail is collected, categorized, analyzed (and probably flagged if you get stuff from the "urban dictionary") by the NSA.
I'll bet Edward Snowden is sharing my porn mailing lists with the Russians.
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A list of different hypothetical situations or circumstances as to why a person should be paranoid about something. This is usually the type of list drawn up by parents when they don't know where their kid is. But people can create a paranoia list for all sorts of reasons.
Mother: Where's Jimmy?
Tom: I don't know mom
Mother: What if he's been kidnapped, or mugged, or raped, or abudcted by aliens or beheaded, or sold for drugs, or worse?!?!?!
Tom: Jeez mom don't make a paranoia list
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This is the list that you tell people when u invite them somewhere and they want to know who else is going before they commit. It includes those who are definitely going, those who might go, those who plan on going but never show up. And it does not include those who show up completely unexpectedly. The actual attendance always ends up being totally different than the guess list.
Are you going tonight?
Idk maybe, who else is going?
So far the guess list includes me, Kumo, Lourdes, Bob, Sandra. I think Maria and Tanesha are going too. Vanessa if her back feels better. Rachele might stop by. Nicole might stop by but she has to get up really early tomorrow so probably not.
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A few items on the bucket list of the funny/suspicious Indian dude-
1) Go skydiving.
2) Finish a Nascar race driving against oncoming traffic.
3) Wrestle Daryl Stingley (though he had to cross it off the bucket list in 2007 before he got to do it).
Kid- Hey Mister, wanna wrestle? I always wanted to try you.
Daryl Stingley- Not today kid. I actually dont think my wrestling future looks too bright for tomorrow or after tomorrow either kid, so don't put it on your bucket list, I'll never live up to your expectations if you do.
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