trying to take a shit without pissing

(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.

You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.

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Did You Try Putting It In Rice?

Standard response to a seemingly impossible to correct mistake, based on the often said query to any type of mobile phone damage.

Dave "FFS I just reversed my new car into the car park wall and totaled the bumper"

Terry "Did you try putting it in rice?"

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im trying crease her

Im tryna smash, Very rough to the point were shes creased

Vinnie: Bro shes fineeee

Tony: nigga im trying crease her

Vinnie: my NIGGA

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Try hard man hoe

Someone who always shows off (does flips etc) dates many girls. Treats them like shit and thinks everyone likes him

My exboyfriend, kalani, was such a try hard man hoe

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Try Hard Get None

(THGN)

Try-Hard-Get-None

To be one who strives to do something but fails
and always ends up with nothing.
Usually resulting in people thinking even less of them.

Girl1: She's such a THGN
Girl2: Yeah what a Try Hard Get None slut

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ugly bitch trying to look pretty

Something fun to laugh at. Usually found in raves, parties, and clubs, it is a girl with a face like the ass of a horse with a body to match, yet she is clad in provocative clothing and is slathered with tons of makeup with her hair done and manicures. Her look is often accompanied by garlands of expensive jewelry and she usually smells strongly of designer perfume.

You know you are looking at an ugly bitch trying to look pretty when you see a humanoid hippo-chimpanzee hybrid dressed in an off-the-shoulder J.Lo top that is tied up to reveal her hairy stomach and linty outie, a skin-tight leather micromini small enough to be a belt, and thigh-high 7" tall boots. Her face is often encrusted with a layer of makeup that fails to conceal the yellow-white tops of her dime-sized acne. Behavior includes, flirting, strutting "sexily," blowing kisses and batting eyelashes.

Guy: Look at that ugly bitch trying to look pretty!
Other Guy: Does she seriously think that see-through blouse if going to fool anyone?
Guy: *Barfs*

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Trying to Knock Yourself Out

Trying to knock yourself out can be defined as repeatedly hitting oneself, generally on the back of head

“Are you trying to knock yourself out?!?”, yelled Timmy's mother.

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