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The simple act of wiping your anus using your right hands forefingers to wipe the shit then rinse the shit off your fingers using your bathroom sink. Repeat until anus is fully clean.
I had no toilet paper left, who the fuck would use their socks? I ussed the Nigerian Wipe.
Something that is absolutely necessary in a heatwave, for the old gooch.
Simon: oh my gooch is absolutely sodding in this heat.
Paul: oh you just need a tactical wipe simon, that’ll sort you out sir.
Using your knee in an upward sweeping motion like a soccer kick to wipe your ass. Commonly used by hand models and double amputees.
Ever since Leonard lost both arms in a mixer at a pancake breakfast he’s had to use the soccer wipe to clean up.
Not wiping ur ass after knowing you had a clean pinch. Trusting that your ass will not itch 20mins later from shit sticking to your butthole
I just took a huge duke on break. I took the wipe of faith and Im regretting it
Any item or material used to wipe up semen after whacking off. Urban lore typically holds the sock as the most common whack wipe.
I used my grandma’s kitchen apron as a whack wipe.
I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.
It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
The action of wiping after a clean poop thus insuring yourself of a clean balloon knot.
Sam: "Man i just wasted four squares of toilet paper!"
Devin: "What do you mean?"
Sam: "There was no poop on the toilet paper after I wiped."
Devin: "Well, then consider it an insurance wipe, you can never be too safe!"
A brand of dispossible towels designed to be used to wipe your penis after a messy ejaculation when your lover is not allowing to suck excess semen from your face, and no blinds/bedclothes/curtians are at hand to fill this roll. Constructed from 100% cotton for that nice soft delicate penis wiping experience, and comes in a large range of aromatic and pleasing-to-the-nose smells...
''Aww shit, It's everywhere, Man I wish id bought a DICK WIPE
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