Having twins

When you take a dump and have just finished wiping, and you feel another log coming.

Sorry I’m late, I was in the bathroom and realized I was having twins.

Having a Beeby

Having a general nightmare of a day. Often involves being particularly unlucky.

Jonathan is having a beeby

having a tug

Fixing up the blankets on your bed while making it.

James was having a tug while making his bed.

Have a Doris

As Doris Day used to sing "Whatever Will Be, Will Be (Que Sera, Sera)so therefore the day shall be whatever it will be. Doris Day always made many people smile when she sung this song giving everyone a great feeling.

Have a Doris day, all day

Having Dex

The enjoyable act of sitting on your couch, watching the hit T.V series "Dexter"

If I get home in time I'm having Dex

have been

sometimes people of a certain age tend to look back at their lives and convince themselves that they have become "have beens" that the best times are behind them
sometimes these people may have to laugh at their thoughts and turn into "will bes"

Hey i missed you
Where when
No, i mean i missed you and i have missed you and i have been missing you and i had missed you and i am missing you and i miss you and i am going to miss you and i will have been missing you and i
OK OK

have for Breakfast

1. An item or person who is more powerful or stronger than another could quite easily 'have for breakfast' the weaker one. I.E. they could destroy it or take it down 'a peg' or two.
2. A ravishing and usually dominant individual who could quite easily pick someone to 'have for breakfast'. In this case, the result would be sex where the individual would 'call the shots' and the someone merely submit (possibly in gratitude).

1. That Aston Martin Vanquish could have for breakfast that Mini Cooper.
2. That hot chick could have for breakfast lame-boy over there.