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A LAN party is where a large number of albinos, almost always male, gather in darkened rooms to protect them from the harshness of the sun and the corrosive effects of oxygen, and the bears, which as we all know, live "outside", and can only be guarded against by being inside. They engage in various mental exercises, most often simulated battle, to prepare them for any possible future hostile action taken by "others". These simulations are loaded into computers, which are usually owned and brought by the participants. There is often a small supply of sustenance available at the start, though it is ignored by most of the participants for the first many hours. In fact, many of the participants subsit solely on the copious amounts of stimulants that are available, usually dissolved into liquids with a high energy content. The event usually occurs until the participants are drawn away to other pursuits, most often infiltration missions into the general population.
The LAN Party is a sacred rite.
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Opposite of a sausage fest. A place or event comprising of mostly, if not all females (vaginas)
Collin, Jon and Garrett went to ABP, and it was a total poon party. They enjoyed their meal greatly, it was exquiiiisite.
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A party where people take turns being tied up and then being tickled by the others at the party, usually for 20-30 minutes. Grew out of the popular tickle challenges on YouTube. If you volunteer to be tickled then you are allowed to tickle all the other people when they are tied up.
Were you at Ali's giggle party? OMG I never knew Nicole was SO ticklish! It was so fun to tickle torture her.
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A person who is very hardcore with partying or is very good at planning parties or plan alot of parties , if theres alcohol at a party theyre usually the ones that bring it
they pretty much look down on emos or people that just lean against the wall or sit in a corner
party pimp: hey guys i brought the beer!
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a somewhat smaller party, kick it, or gathering of friends and friends of friends in which most if not all people take ecstasy (MDMA). such a party may include but is not required to include rave influenced behavior, actions, toys, etc.
(Think of it like a kick-it version of a rave, a small one for friends who put it together themselves at one persons house)
"Heyyy man, dont know if he told you yet, but Greg's havin a roll party this saturday."
"You gonna come to my roll party this weekend? i'll have some bomb ass skittles for everybody"
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It is the opposite of an after-party. Also known as pregaming.
Phil: Yo! What are we doing tonight?
Jeremy: lets go to that party.
Phil: Wait, lets throw a before party
Jeremy: YEAH DUDE
*they high five*
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Parties that are typically held in the Midwest, they are heavily influenced by homemade speed and bath salts. Partygoers will search for the most depraved and taboo sexual acts they can find on the internet (this may be done while wearing ninja suits or kimonos). Usually, at some point, a person may become offended by a slight, real or imaginary, directed toward them by a person that may or may not exist. At this point, a sword is often brandished before disappearing into the night to burglarize cars and homes.
"Man, you missed a crazy Whitfield party last night! Dave thought he was being cussed out by somebody that wasn't even there, he pulled a sword and flipped out. He ran off into the night. Chris said he found him passed out on the toilet at his house trying to take a dump while wearing a ninja suit."
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