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Just like regular Nutella, but with a salty surprise.
Chocolate 69 grams
Cocoa 30 grams
Hazelnut 40 grams
Banana x 2
Human Semen 8 litres
Nut-tella Serves 1
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Extremely lazy person. One who lies around all day doing nothing; similar to a lazy dog licking his nuts.
Stop licking your nuts you worthless fucker.
Stop being lazy you fucking nut licker.
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Un-timely urge to scratch your genitals when either in polite company or other inappropriate situation.
He was stood in line to meet the Queen and his nut gremlins were tickling so bad he thought he would pass out.
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When you're having sex and the girl is on top and she reaches back and tugs on your sack. She can also run her long fingernails all over it while tugging.
Erin was riding the hell out of me last night and then she reahed back and grabbed my boys. I didn't know she was a nut tugger too!
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A common misconception is that laying nuts on one's chin will produce 'chin nuts,' when in reality, it will only result in a dick in one's mouth.
"Well daddy if I had nuts under my chin
would those be chin nuts?"
"Hell no bitch you'd have a dick in your mouth!"
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incredibly crowded
The pool hall was butts to nuts so we left.
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Synonomous with sperm.
The condom broke allowing his nut water to make me pregnant.