office bolotics

This means the "bollocks" of office politics

Office bolotics arise when arranging a "office function" as in who and who not to invite etc !!!

3👍 1👎

office space

(v. followed by an object) To obliterate an inanimate object out of your frustration for its failure to work.

I office spaced my DVD player when it didn't work anymore.

I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.

3👍 1👎

Office mom

The woman at the office (or any work place, really) who can always be relied upon for things your mom would always have or be prepared for, ie; snacks, tampons, bandaid, postage stamps, lunch money, sage advice. Everyone loves the office mom.

Girl co-worker: "Do you have a tampon and any chocolate?"
Girl co-worker:#2: "Sure do- help yourself, third desk drawer."
Girl co-worker: "Thanks, office mom!"

4👍 1👎

police officer

1.an occupation for those who need to compensate for their small dick size
2. one who will never get laid

I was a fuckin faggot in high school who was bullied around by pretty much everyone. so to make up for it, and for the fact that my dick is the size of a red fire ant, I'll become a police officer.

Maybe if Jon didn't have that gay looking hair, always worry about how people drove, and wasn't a fuckin asshole he would get laid once in a while. but he's too much of a police officer.

212👍 292👎

office fairy

for a definition of this word,
please see ass kisser

a suck up with feminin qualities
Someone who was ignored most of his life.
So, you give him a little authority and it goes to his head.
Most of what he has accomplished, he has done so by making
himself look like the golden child, and others look stupid.
He has done this by acting like a friend, and then
airing all their dirt to the boss, making the office
fairy look grandeous. In reality, he is a snake.
If you wanna ruffle his feathers, bring something to his
attention he did wrong
NOT HIM = = NOT THE OFFICE FAIRY/ GOODY GOODY DO-GOODER!!

Also, if you are a female, and you kiss his ass, you don't
even have to do a good job, and he will put in a good word
for you just for being the office fairy's "ego-booster"

this includes batting your eyes, smiling at him, telling him how great he is.

9👍 7👎

Office Hustle

The game which is played within an office setting where a man or woman influences the opposite sex using professional game which may include innocent flirtation but does not require it.

Debby wasn't willing to open the office supplies cabinet until I hit her with the office hustle.

4👍 2👎

Police Officer

Asshole.

Man 1: Look! A Police Officer!
Man 2: Asshole.

152👍 213👎