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Carpet Beating

Jerking off in someone else’s room

Stop carpet beating and get out of my room

by Ayurpjurp May 29, 2019


Shnoze Carpet

Another way of saying Mustache.

Holy crap that's a fucken mint Shnoze Carpet

by JWazza November 1, 2019


Carpeted Bathroom

Worst thing to exist ever. A girl from my theatre class has a thing for them. Why?

Carpeted Bathrooms shouldn't be a thing

"Look at all the mold in my Carpeted Bathroom"

by TheatreCrackhead September 27, 2019


carpet pole

A hairy penis.

She loved the cock so she took a ride on my carpet pole.

by Durtball283 April 26, 2014


melon carpet

The fuzzy hair on a lovely set of breasts of any gender.

"He took off his shirt and had the best melon carpet!!"

by corvideer October 2, 2018


carpet puller

The act of ripping up a girls pussy hair with your teeth

I was a total carpet puller on that chicks pussy last night!!

by iowajoe1 February 27, 2016


Carpet mouth

though sounding like a derogatory name for a lesbian, carpet mouth is the feeling of intense dryness in the mouth, following the consuming of marijuana

possibly australian, not sure, i’m high

“dude i have the worst carpet mouth right now

by tooth.stew April 20, 2023