Jerking off in someone else’s room
Stop carpet beating and get out of my room
Another way of saying Mustache.
Holy crap that's a fucken mint Shnoze Carpet
Worst thing to exist ever. A girl from my theatre class has a thing for them. Why?
Carpeted Bathrooms shouldn't be a thing
"Look at all the mold in my Carpeted Bathroom"
The fuzzy hair on a lovely set of breasts of any gender.
"He took off his shirt and had the best melon carpet!!"
The act of ripping up a girls pussy hair with your teeth
I was a total carpet puller on that chicks pussy last night!!
though sounding like a derogatory name for a lesbian, carpet mouth is the feeling of intense dryness in the mouth, following the consuming of marijuana
possibly australian, not sure, i’m high
“dude i have the worst carpet mouth right now”