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Usually refers to one's parents, although sometimes broadened to include other relatives and even friends.
Mum rang yesterday and said she and dad haven't seen me for a while, so I'm going to see my folks today.
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She's totally my hoe. My heaven on earth & i don't know what I'd do without her.
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Something/someplace that you personally like.
Dude1: Where are you going after?
Dude2: I'm gonna make a coffee run, you know any good place around here?
Dude1: yeah, Tim Hortons; that's my jam!.
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Similar to My Bones!, My Eggs can be said in a variety of situations to convey anger, dissapointment, surprise, disgust, etc. as well as actually something to do with eggs
"My eggs!" - after finding your family laughing at your expense
"My eggs!" - after falling over
"My eggs!" - after dropping some eggs which you have recently purchased
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A phrase referring to the Facebook news-feed, used after being accused of stalking a friend.
Rusty: Hey, so you went shopping yesterday?
Eva: Woah, stalker!!
Rusty: I was on Facebook. It was on my feed!!!
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A pain in the ass that doesn't give 2 fucks about me
My dadshould rot where ever he is right now
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