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the act of going on runs with a knife in your hands
doode did you see daniel running with that kife he must have counter strike disorder
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A completly new game engine to the original sierra engine. Better grahpics, physics, and all new bump maping. All weapons remained the same, and some argue weather the game play is better, worse or the same.
Counter strike Source is better! Worse! Who Cares!!! ITS FUN!
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the tail of the end of the turd which rests upon the 'links' of the entire turd and sticks up above the water of the toilet bowl and resembles the snake by which it is named.
Man, I took a shit the other day and it looked just like a striking cobra!!
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Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
When I said I'd like to smash every tooth
In your head
Oh oh oh
Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking
When I said by rights you
Should be bludgeoned in your bed
And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
As the flames rose to her Roman nose
And her Walkman started to melt
Bigmouth, la-da-da-da-da, bigmouth, la-da-da-da
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the human race
Oh oh oh oh oh
Bigmouth, la-da-da-da-da, bigmouth, la-da-da-da
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the human race
And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
As the flames rose to her Roman nose
And her hearing aid started to melt
Bigmouth, la-da-da-da-da, bigmouth, la-da-da-da
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the human race
Oh oh oh oh oh
Bigmouth, la-da-da-da-da, bigmouth, la-da-da-da
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the human race
Oh oh oh oh oh
Bigmouth, oh oh oh oh, bigmouth, la-da-da-da
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the human race
Oh oh oh oh oh
Bigmouth, la-da-da-da-da, bigmouth, la-da-da-da
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the human race
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When having intercourse with a female, doggie style, the male flaps his arms, caws vigorously in a bird-like fashion, proceeds to break hand flap and deliver single hand strike to right buttock, followed by equivocal strike to left buttock. Upon completion, male disengages, announcing "DOUBLE BIRD STRIKE!" Shortly thereafter, male climaxes upon the female's posterior, exclaiming "SPLASH DOWN."
"Dude, I double bird struck the shit out of that chick..."
Double Bird Strike
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counter-strike: source is the latest version of counter-strike to this day. Instead of the mod being based off half-life engine, it is based off the half-life 2 engine. (the source engine) hints the name. it has way better graphics then 1.6 and down with the same game play. VAC 2 should get rid of the hackers which will make the game even better.
admin deals with hacker:
Here comes the slap to the slay to the ban,
That haxor, you shoulda seen how he ran.
"Oh please admin, gimme one more chance!"
"Shut the fuck up and get up and dance!"
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Arguably the greatest film of the Star Wars saga.
Person 1: Whats your favorite episode of Star Wars.
Person 2: The Phantom Menace
Me: The best is obviously The Empire Strikes Back!
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