a smug git who thinks he knows everything, partly coz he does...and hes a robot
damn that dominic is such a stupid tart. wait, ive got an idea, lets go copy his work!
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lowly weakling of the lunchroom table; the bitch who gets stuck taking up the whole table's trash
Tony, take up the garbage table bitch!
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Someone who uses a table as a drumkit.
"jake, stop table tapping, you table tapper"
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Person that has a 'hawk eye' for spotting the people with bottle service. Adept at spotting professional athletes or pseudo-celebrities from across a club, in hopes of getting into their VIP section for free drinks.
"Order 2 bottles of Cristal and the table hawks will soon be shimming their way to your table."
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A group of extremely awesome losers that always hang out together. They are also really awkard and do random "asian" things such as plot murder and make hit lists.
Person A: aagghhhh! i asked to be in Asian Table, but im not "asian" enough.
Person B: they are so racist!! D:
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A device not only good for holding your coffee and donuts, but is also great for having sex on
Clear breakfast off the coffee table, it's time for an orgy!
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equivalent of lowkey
this is ttly under the table news but jesse and tammy are going outtt.:
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