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When one male clock ruins the chances of another male clock getting together with a female clock
Timeothy: Hey, did you know Attickus hasn’t oiled his gears since 2015?
Minette: *scoffs, walks away*
Attickus: Dude, you just clock-blocked me!
Being blocked from picking up your beverage at your favorite coffee house by any of the following: 1) someone who just plants themselves in front of the beverage bar way before they can expect their drink, 2) someone too busy talking on their phone to pickup their drink and get the hell out of the way, or 3) someone too busy flirting with the barista to get the hell out of the way.
Sorry I'm late. I got mocha blocked at Starbucks by this idiot on a cell phone talking about how much they needed their triple shot mocha.
The action of a large 18 wheel rig turning into a highway without regard to traffic simply because their vehicle is considerably larger than yours.
Driver: "What the hell does he think he is doing?"
Passenger: "We just got rig blocked"
A term used when someone tries to prevent their female friend from having intercourse.
1) Josh and Steve attempted slot blocking their friends at the Blarney Stone last night.
When someone raises pre flop in a game of Texas Hold'em poker, trying to block other players from seeing the flop for cheap.
He flop blocked the table by betting one hundred dollars pre flop and then showed pocket aces, why does he have to be such a flop blocker?
Douchebags who obstruct the view of a hockey game by moving around and getting out of their seats without waiting for the whistle. Most hoc-blocks include first time hockey spectators, drunk assholes, and families with small children (which are the only acceptable hoc-blocks).
"Dude these hoc-blocks need to sit the fuck down, I can't see the game!"
A choppy block style haircut. When your bangs are too square and section off into chunks. Similar to a barcode.
Anna got her bangs trimmed, they look a bit block choppy.