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A couch worm is someone who does not go out and plays on there Xbox all day and does not socialize.
Jack is a couch worm, he does not move off his sofa.
An image of interest/funny to you, but you want to hide what it is.
Found this purple couch. Wanna look at it?
1. assembling a salad on a couch; a healthy snack or meal alternative for couch potatoes.
2. the odds and ends (Tator Tots, pennies, lighters, etc) that are found in between the crevices of the couch; in it's most literal sense, couch salad specifically refers to the lettuce found in salad - lettuce being slang for money.
1. a couch salad includes all of the salad "fixin's": greens, bacon pieces, cheese, croutons, etc. The greens are used as a vessel for the items listed above. A healthy, quick, and no mess alternative to normal couch potato fare.
2. "I need tip money for the pizza guy could you fish around under the couch cushions and grab me some couch salad?"
A lazy bum who sit on the couch and plays video games.
Adam is such a couch tater.
The really ugly and/or fat girl that hangs out with the very attractive girls. The attractive girls will still say that the unattractive girl is "cute". The couch muffin will go EVERYWHERE with the attractive ones.
"Dude, the chick Charlotte tried to hook me up with is a total couch muffin!"
"Man that sucks! Why does Charlotte have such an unattractive friend, when all the others are amazingly attractive?"
Someone either having a fetish for couches or going to touch themselves while on a couch.
Bob decided it was a quiet night in the house.. so he was going to go couch touch.
When the couch commands you to stay in a soft gentle smoothing voice. The inability to leave the safety of the couch because the world beyond is just not safe.
My girlfriend has become couch locked after eating an entire willie wonky edible and is now crying and laughing at the same time in a fetal position refusing to leave the safety of the couch after 3 hours.