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Usually a theatre/drama major in school. Their life is the theatre. They're the ones who start singing show tunes or quoting lines from plays when you say something to them.
Dude: Let me hold 50 cent.
Theatre Jock: "I got rythm," (show tune from 42nd. st.
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A condition in which a man's scrotum (i.e. balls) itch incessantly as he desperately tries to scratch in some subtle but effective way.
Sorry, dear, but I got jock itch that won't quit
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Dressed out in sports gear, especially refers to wearing a jockstrap/athletic supporter.
A sports coach or P.E. instructor might tell the guys on his team or in his class, "You guys stop screwing around and get jocked up!"
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A high school/junior high jock who tries to influence a non-jock, or ex-jock to beome a jock like him. Usually tries to have a heavy influence on him, and relentlessly try to persuade him to change into a jock with looks,speech,sports,etc. This is all in order to return this person to the jock side. Simply because that person was once their jock friend, or whatever.
Jock:Dude you should cut your hair short and spike the front up like it used to be.
Non-jock: I dunno I like it the way it is.
Jock:Just cut it short man. We all have short hair. Long hairs for fags.
Non-jock:I dunno.
Jock: You should play football, and wear abercrombie.
Non-jock: I hate abercrombie.
Jock: You should sit with us at lunch and hang out with us jocks!
Non-jock: Just get off my case!
Other guy:Wow, What a jock manipulator.
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A Spock Jock is an uber nerd, they are typically rational and intelligent. Their favourite novels and films are about space and their T-Shirts have sayings on them or retro gaming consoles.
Friend 1: I don't know how to describe Natalie, she's like nerdy to the power of awesome.
Friend 2: so a Spock Jock then?
Friend 1: Hell yeah, live long and prosper.
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1. People who realize that can see that every over-glorified gun-tootin', faggit' hatin' (but closet homosexual), mysoginistic, mullet havin', moronic asshole will only live to serve the people who didn't live out the best years of their life in high school.
2. Bitter curmudgeons, who are angered by the lack of their own athletic abilities, that piss and moan about jocks.
3. People who think they are cool and original by hating the popular clique simply because of their double standards and hypocritical exclusive mindsets.
1. "Wow. You can bite your thumb off and smear the blood on your face. You're a man now. Because we all know self mutilation constitutes masculinity. Now finish my damn burger."
2. "Stupid Jocks! They shouldn't do anything! Now I'm going to write shitty poetry on my blog about death and desolation because I am too damn narrow minded to actually reason like a human being! STOP SUFFOCATING MY CREATIVITY!"
3. "AsLwTfOmGlOlRoFlMaO1!1! , gUd,ChArLuT , n , SiMpL , pLaN , n , YeLlOw , CrD , n , EvRy , OtHr , DiMe , a , DoZn , PeEs , Ov , ShIt , BaNd , ThT , mTv , ReGrGiTaTs , N , fOrS , fEeDz , DoWn , R , ThRoAtS , rAwKs , MaH , sOks , N , r , SoO , pUnX1!1!"
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to masturbate vigorously; another way to say beating meat or prying the clam
Donna doesn't like going in the locker room with her because she is always hand jocking under her towel.
Shelly seen Sean hand jocking on the computer.
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