Random
Source Code

Table Bitch

lowly weakling of the lunchroom table; the bitch who gets stuck taking up the whole table's trash

Tony, take up the garbage table bitch!

by BigBoi789 August 27, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


domino table

a smug git who thinks he knows everything, partly coz he does...and hes a robot

damn that dominic is such a stupid tart. wait, ive got an idea, lets go copy his work!

by Alex January 5, 2004

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


table tapper

Someone who uses a table as a drumkit.

"jake, stop table tapping, you table tapper"

by ,Alice--x December 15, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


table hawk

Person that has a 'hawk eye' for spotting the people with bottle service. Adept at spotting professional athletes or pseudo-celebrities from across a club, in hopes of getting into their VIP section for free drinks.

"Order 2 bottles of Cristal and the table hawks will soon be shimming their way to your table."

by Barmom September 29, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Asian Table

A group of extremely awesome losers that always hang out together. They are also really awkard and do random "asian" things such as plot murder and make hit lists.

Person A: aagghhhh! i asked to be in Asian Table, but im not "asian" enough.
Person B: they are so racist!! D:

by ASIANTABLE August 6, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Coffee Table

A device not only good for holding your coffee and donuts, but is also great for having sex on

Clear breakfast off the coffee table, it's time for an orgy!

by Epic Failure July 11, 2008

23๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


under the table

equivalent of lowkey

this is ttly under the table news but jesse and tammy are going outtt.:

by deanaEATSCAKE!lawl July 3, 2009

26๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž