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She got pregnant, but man did i butter her toast!
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When George W. Bush noticed that the word "French" was in the name of a food he ate every day, he demanded it be changed.
Unfortunately, the trend never caught on.
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A food that, contrary to popular belief, is not called "toast by the french. It's called lost bread.
Frenchman: Would you like some lost bread?
American: You mean french toast?
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To create heat by friction on female genitals, most commonly accomplished by rubbing and adding pressure with the palm of your had quickly.
Sally loves when I toast the tuna
pleasure masterbate masturbate pussy tuna
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Toast with a delicious condiment that is human feces
woman: im hungry!!
man: have some jobbies on toast , its so delicious mmmmm
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Grand toast is a commonly used term for a leader, or boss of the highest authority. It is the current day definition of the old slang word 'big cheese.'
King Steve is the grand toast of the math department
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Where a group of men get together and jack off on to a slice of bread. The last person to cum has to eat the bread.
fags at mounds view do it and totino grace
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