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A house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.
Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.
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A party trick
The trickster takes a dump in the cistern of the host's toilet, resulting in rusty water for months unless the offending turd is fished out and flushed away.
I went to that bastards party the other day, drank his beer, fucked his girlfriend and left him a top decker for the morning.
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The greatest southern rock band ever.
ZZ TOP:
Jesus Just Left Chicago
or
Woke Up With Wood
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Guys who bet on who could grow thei beard the longest, except the drummer.
They want all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too.
ZZ Top are rumoured to enjoy tush.
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above comparison
Carlton, where did you get that argyle pull-over, it is top drawer.
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When a girl is wearing a tank top, and she thank she look good, but she don’t
*ugly girl in tank top walks by*
*friend 1 turns to friend 2*
“THANK TOP”
In hockey, scoring top shelf on the goalie's waffle (aka blocker) side. Also known as EggO™.
That goalie got SNIPED EggO Top Waffle!