weasel treats

The beautiful act of placing small candy such as milk duds into your asshole. You then have that special someone tongue them out of your rectum.

Oh gurl I'm a hankerin' for some weasel treats. Get Get Get it girl!

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Weasel piss

Slang for penetrating oil

Spray rusted bolts with weasel piss

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chat weasel

One who weasels their way back onto your IM buddy list after they've already been blocked.

Friend 1: "You're still talking to him? I thought you cut him off weeks ago."

Friend 2: "Yeah, I let that chat weasel back into my IM."

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poo weasel

Poo weasel is when you get angry at fifa and your mum is in your room e.g. George barlow " oh poo weasel "

George barlow poo weasel

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Choking the weasel

To masturbate

Nothing. Just scoping tits; choking the weasel.

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bum weasel

a small creature that feeds of human excrement, genrally liveing inside the anus

man 1: did i just see what i thought i saw?!?
man 2: Yea, it was a bum weasel

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weasel frosting

The act of bleaching the tips of one's pubic hairs to appear "frosted".

Queen: Girl, you wanna go to da movies tonight?
Wendy: Nahh girl, I gots an appointment to get my weasel frosting on!

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