Random
Source Code
Random
When two or more people face palm at the exact same time.
That was so bad you both just did a synchronized face palm.
Fucking Dave, that fuckin' Palm Oil Daddy is broker than her Corn Syrup Daddy and still knocking on her panties.
The only thing to do when someone fails THAT much.
Randall: Hey, what's Obama's last name.
Mike: *epic face palm*
When a girl is giving you head. And she goes down deep.. you hold her head down and fart so hard that is causes her hair to fly up.
I just gave this girl a breezy palm tree. She is never coming back
7👍 3👎
n.
A coastal city in southern Florida where everything costs way more than it is actually worth. Take, for example, a simple hamburger: $12. It is a strange city, where on one side of the street you have $4 million homes, but on the other side, you have families that are on welfare. The city is mostly populated by 50 yr old yuppesters dating 20 yr old women. Also contains quite a few emo kids and preps. This is an expensive mecca where you can blow your live savings on a single store. Nothing good to do around here, except to smoke weed or blow you goddamn head off. Yet, it is fun to make fun of the metrosexuals we have. Them and their queer pink shirt...I just need a gun to cure those bastards..
I live in West Palm Beach, please kill me...
94👍 93👎
Sloppily written notes on the palm of ones hand. Developed specifically for Tea-Party rallies where use of a TelePrompter would limit possible criticisms of President Obama.
Joe Sixpack: "OMG, somethings wrong with my dick...it's turning blue!"
Hockey Mom: "No dear! You just forgot to clear your Alaskan Palm Pilot before watching The O'Reilly Factor...again."
22👍 17👎
Actually a mutation of the hood ass town i live in in Florida which is called Palm Harbor. Ha! We call it this cause there are some rich mother@#!$ers down here and it is anything but hood, but now that this boy's got a tek-9 shit is about to change!
Get on your @#!$ing knees ur honkey ass is gettin robbed bitch, Palm Harlem represent!
26👍 394👎