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a piece of crap band that makes people kill themselves.
bill: i love this song!
jim: who is it?
bill: panic! at the disco.
jim: @#$% where's the knife?
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Panic at the disco is easily the worst band on the planet. It causes thoughts of suicide, explosive diarrhea, mad cow disease, swine flu, and rarely offers any actual benefits. Panic at The Disco is responsible for the deaths of nearly 47 thousand children, including orphans and toddlers. The only people that claim to like this band are: Hitler, Rosie odonnell, and Barack Obama.
Greg - Dude, i was listening to some Panic at the disco earlier, im not feeling to good.
Frank- Swine Flu?
Greg- it's a combo this time, aids and Mad cow disease
Frank- those bastards
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What you do when you realise you've fucked up big time, and there is no other option but to leg it
"Mate last night was a madness, my best friend nearly walked in on me fucking his girl, I did a panic and dash"
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Uenoyama from given anytime mafuyu breaths
"Dude Uenoyama is the definition of gay panic"
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The act of masturbation right before an impending tragedy or catastrophic event. Leads to a brisk and usually unsatisfying climax.
Ryan: did you hear about the new findings in flight 97 black box?
Kevin: nah man
Ryan: apparently several passengers broke out in a furious panic masturbation session during the nosedive
Kevin: how were the climaxes?
Ryan: brisk and usually unsatisfying
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Term used to describe the feeling many people, especially men, get when they end up behind a Prius while driving home from work.
Prius panic
Man 1: Oh Christ. I hope this asshole turns. I'd like to make it home before fucking 9.
Man 2: No kidding. Never seen a Prius go the speed limit.
Man 1: Yes! It's turning! *prius slowly comes to a full stop and turns slower than a fucking Amish carriage*
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a very popular hansel parody band,known for their hit rock songs
my favorite song is hansel hpes by Panic! at the hansel
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