paper lover

Individuals who deeply care for each other and email constantly but have never meet in person. They may talk on the phone or leave voice mails but the relationship is mainly interwbz based. May have found each other on craigs list.

I know I'm married but she's my paper lover.

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paper saddle

The protective toilet paper you encircle any toilet that you fear may have been in contact with ' foriegn butts ' Additional 'anti-rim' front attachment for males normally required depending on size of coarse.

God lord..did you have to use those toilets...I hope you layed your paper saddle well !

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booty paper

Toilet Paper

Honey! Pass me some booty paper.

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Toilet Papering

The act of gathering a large amount of toilet paper and covering a house with it.

Dude, lets go Toilet Papering , we can T.P. that bully's house.

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straight paper

Being 100% real or honest.

You can trust him. He is straight paper.

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monkey paper

A document fraudulently signed by an able-bodied person claiming a disability for the purposes of getting a helper monkey

"Don't sign no monkey papers" - Lady Gaga

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paper mate

A pencil that puts really crapy erasers on thier pencils. Instaed of being soft and eraseing stuff they are hard and just slide over the paper.

Jack: Why won't my fuggin' pencil erase?
Joe: Well, let me see, ahh it's the shiitiest pencil company in the world, thats why.

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