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something a teacher says you can't do because it is annoying, but more often than not you could really care less.
jimmy, don't tap your pencil, you know it's a real pet peeve of mine.
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when u agree to something and are happy about it .
girl : u wanna fuck ?
boy : chia pets!
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"HEE HEE PET PET" is the near-incoherent inner babble of a person who is engaging in pleasurable physical activity (petting) with one of their chosen gender, more than likely for the first time in a long time; this can refer not only to the exclamation but to the activity itself.
Glenda found herself somewhat dazed as Marshall kissed her, the words "HEE HEE PET PET!" running through her sex-starved mind.
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A term used for masturbation.
Flap caught his brother Poot petting the kitty last night. The door was wide open and he was wearing nothing more than socks and a baseball cap. Poot loves to Pet The Kitty.
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Slang for Male Masturbation
Person 1"dude i had to pet the giraffe last night and....."
Person 2"dude i dont want to know"
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Student in a school, with sexual relations for a teacher. They always talk to teachers, get away with everything, and stuff. They sleep in a hamster cage in the teacher's bedroom, ejaculating in the water bowl while waiting for the teacher to go to bed and have sex with them.
Student 1: Have you seen that teacher's pet?
Student 2: Yeah, that's why he isn't a virgin!
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