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Thing you ask for before calling someone a shit eating peckerhead, like Nicholas Cage’s character in ‘Con Air.’
From Con Air: Where’s my daughter’s picture, you shit eating peckerhead?
An International holiday celebrated on 3rd of June commemorating you sending me a snap with your titties out.
Hey Snap me a picture of them titties as it's 3rd of June so it's "Snap me a picture of them titties" Day.
When you're a jackass that doesn't smile for your school portrait and sit there like a dipshit with a blank expression on your face.
Kid 1: Mitchell's dumbass didn't smile for the photographer at school today
Kid 2: Yeah but that's a fuckin badass gel picture
When you're a jackass that doesn't smile for your school portrait and sit there like a dipshit with a blank expression on your face.
Kid 1: Mitchell's dumbass didn't smile for the photographer at school today
Kid 2: Yeah but that's a fuckin badass gel picture
Send consensual dick pictures to people you’re comfortable with.
People this could be include:
• you’re boyfriend/girlfriend
• best friend
• side pieces
• special someone
Person 1: May I send you a dick picture for national send dick picture day
Person2: feel free!
*person 1 sends*
If you see them on the street you go, “mmmm, health.”
Andrew is the picture of health.
you're attending a talk titled "reproduction, circulation, migration" and all you can think about is one simple truth: the bigger the head, the more space to kiss
"god, this is boring. I'll have me a picture."