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slipper pimps

idiots wearing slippers in public places. Obviously promoting an 'I'm too lazy and too cool to wear real shoes, you should worship my every step' cause.
In the wild you can spot them by their oncoming 'swishing' sound as they also shuffle because walking is such a drag. Indigenous to malls, fast food establishments, and coffee houses.

Jeff: Look out honey! A herd of slipper pimps are coming! Quick let's duck into the food court!
Maureen: Don't worry, they're shuffling, we have an hour before they get to us.

by jingerotomy April 2, 2008

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Pandemic Pimp

An opportunistic seller of sexual contact during lonely COVID nights, profiting off the isolation many are experiencing so intensely.

After being laid off, I got myself quickly up and running in a brand new business as a Pandemic Pimp!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 9, 2020


pimp cotton

choice of clothes that make you look spuer fly, like a pimp struttin' on his walk

Tito was wearing his pimp cotton last night when he was at the club.

What are you talking about rags? My clothes are straight pimp cotton.

I know you are jealous of my pimp cotton.

by stbull September 24, 2009


Pimp Nails

Long Pinkie nails that are used to scoop and snort speed(amphetamine), Ritalin(Methylphenidate), and research chemicals(such as methiopropamine, 3-Fluoroamphetamine, 3-Fluormethoamphetamine, Troparil, 4F-MPH and more).

I used my pimp nails to scoop and snort speed (amphetamine). It was awesome!

by HawaiianPunch1 August 11, 2021

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pimp ferocity

1) The act of agressively pimping, to the point of embarrassing close friends who lack your pimp game.

2) Pimping hard.

"Man Drew has so many girls, I admire his pimp ferocity."

"I'm so embarrassed, he's got so much pimp ferocity it put me to shame."

"Ladies have have pimp ferocity too."

by Lil Dick March 6, 2008

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pimps prayer

The prayer you say when your ho is acting out.

Pimps Prayer: Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Oh Lord, so that she may learn a hoes place. Amen.

by luvharrypotter15 August 11, 2011

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pimping it

Dating someone really pretty

You: are you still pimping it
Me: yeah I'm still dating her

by loveyougirl22 July 3, 2009

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