Pole Slaw

Male pubic hair. Hair, having a stringy and slaw-like quality, surrounds the pole, a euphemism for the penis.

I slept with this nasty ho and now I have crabs nesting in my pole slaw.

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Pole Vault

The space in your mind where you store a all your naughty images of men to later use when masturbating. Like a “spank bank”, but for straight/bi women.

I’ve got plenty of material in my pole vault to work with.

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tad poleing

When an older woman tries to seduce a younger man she is said to be tad poleing.

A 19 year old college student to his buddy, "Dude this 45 year old secretary was hitting on me today!" The buddy replies, "Ya man she is always tad poleing!"

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Greasy Pole

Reference to a erect penis that is substantially lubricated with either bodily fluids or artificial lubricant.

Man, that porn stars cock is shining like a greasy pole.

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pole squaw

Two females who have got fucked (sexual intercourse) by the same dude or dudes. If there are multiple shared ducks, the females become heavy pole squaws. These hoes are ratchet and / or bougie.
The female equivalent of a Eskimo Brother or Tunnel Buddy.(guys that have fucked the same female)

Danny: Dude Sam and Lindsey have had the same dicks in them!
John: Yeah, fucking pole Squaws.

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Freckle Pole

When someone has a freckles all over their wiener.

Look at that dudes freckly face - I bet his freckle pole will be creepy and exquisite.

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North Pole

Slang term for an erection; slang for boner.

Saw your sister the other day, Cody. Had to go home and visit the North Pole for a few minutes.

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