Poo be continued

Having a bowel movement that reaches completion, yet the mover knows that there is more to come, but not right at that moment.

"I clenched up when Ian knocked on the door. I guess the only option is to have another cup of coffee and walk around a little bit. This is poo be continued...

son of a poo

A toned down goofy insult that implies one that was spawned by a sapient piece of fecal material.

You spilled coffee on my brand new jeans you son of a poo!

Poo War

The two contestants put their bum holes together, preferably in the scissors position for maximum contact, and the warriors poo at the same time. The aim of a poo war is to force your poo out, whilst pushing against the other contestant’s poo, so it ends up inside the other’s anus. It is similar to a tug of war, but with pushing instead of pulling, and poo instead of rope. If you are challenged to a poo war and decline, you must allow the challenger to kick you in the bollocks/vagina.

Man 1: Oi, want a poo war fam?
Man 2: No, that’s disgusting you vile creature
2 minutes later
Man 2: Owwww!!! My vagina!!!!

poo baboons

Poo that becomes entangled in human anal pubes...the person who has the poo baboons would also need to have a pubic forest long enough for the poo to swing

Damn those poo baboons are swinging through the anal forest

Poo water

A) an uncomfortable, gross or bad situation.
B) the equivalent of saying “aw crap”.
C) water that is not clear, might have a slight stench to it, and may or may not contain levels of poo

I just dropped my phone in the toilet and had to fish it back out. Ew gross dude, poo water!

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pizza poo

A massive poo that occurs on Saturday morning after you eat a lot of pizza on Friday night.

I ordered a large cheese pizza from pizza hut and ate the whole thing. The next morning I woke up and went straight to the toilet to unload all the pizza. My butthole stings from all the poo that came out. Must have been a pizza poo.

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Booze Poos

A commonly used term in New Zealand to describe the viscosity of ones excrement following a heavy drinking session.

It can also be described as liquid poo.

"Man I had bad Booze Poos this morning, It was like I was pissing out my ass."

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