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Poon Repellant

Any aspect of a male's apperance, personality, possessions, etc. that might prevent him from getting laid.

"Wow, those man-boobs you got going on there are first class poon repellant."

"You think you're getting laid in that '82 Tercell? Ha, that thing's poon repellant hardcore."

by Nope4810 May 15, 2005

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Poon-Bruiser

A term used for one's penis, that is used for "bruising poontang". After having sex, the woman's poontang is bruised from the gerth and power of the man's penis.

Ex 1-
Girl1: "Brendan's dick is so big, he really beat my pussy up!"
Girl2: "Yea, he's got a real poon-bruiser!"

Ex 2-
Girl1: "Look at the poon-bruiser on that guy!"
Girl2: "He is so fucking hung!"

by BrendanShameless January 25, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


POON JAB

the act of taking ones hand, balling it into a fist and gently tapping a womans vagina. not necciscarily a hard punch but a light jab. clothing variable, but same aspect with or without.

if taken to the next level of force with an upward motion then the act would now be an "up-her-cunt"(uppercut)

"the bitch crossed me, so i gave her a poon jab and set her straight!"

by MOTTS May 19, 2006

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Poon Waffle

Distorted wrinkled vagina flaps

Your grandma has a nasty poon waffle!

by Delphina June 7, 2006

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maroon poon

Describes the period in which a female menstruates.

I can't go in the bumper boats, I have a bad case of the maroon poon.

by micah August 24, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tuna Poon

A slut. One who has a vagina that smells like tuna, due to all the SLUTTYNESS.

Rachael is such a goddamn tuna poon.

by Alex August 20, 2004

69๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


temple of poon

1. An excellent porn starring ron jeremy and others.

2.Temple of Pussy

"I will not stop until i find the temple of poon" -Ron Jeremy aka San Fernando Jones

by Diesel Deez August 5, 2006

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