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Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.

"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."

by DrunkSaylor May 16, 2022


Popsicle Lipstick

The resulting lip colour created by eating a colourful popsicle.

(Grape = purple, cherry = Red, Blue Raspberry = Blue… etc)

I’m obsessed with the popsicle lipstick method. It cools me down, tastes great, and gives me the lip colour I’ve always wanted.

by Hailstorm Fight-Juice September 10, 2021


The Magic Popsicle

*Only Non-Circumcised Guys can Do This Trick
The act of fucking a girl without a condom and, at the moment of climax, you pull out and close the top of your foreskin in the same manner as closing the top of a burlap sack. After completing this, you then proceed to insert your jizz-covered Johnson into the girls mouth for her to clean as a token of your gratitude to her and a symbol of respect.

"Yo dude, I heard you got freaky with Shaelandra last night!"
"That's right man, She fucked me so good I gave her The Magic Popsicle as a token of my gratitude for a job well done."
"THATS RAD DUDE!!!"

by Gryndle June 5, 2016


Popsiclization

The process of being frozen.

The egg in the Minnesota weather is in popsiclization.

by freddymaz March 23, 2021


Combino popsicle

The combino posicle is a sex act in which a man has unprotected sex with a woman while she is on her period. He then proceeds to ejaculate inside her vagina and immediatelly afterwards puts bis red and white covered penis into her ass to make it a typically red white brown coloured Combino popsicle. The woman then proceeds to lick the covered penis to get a taste of the Combino popsicle.

Jessica just tried my combino popsicle and she loved it.

by Hefferton Bob October 13, 2017


German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.

Said and Joel had a rough German Popsicle session last night:

by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021


German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.

Joel and Saïd had a rough German Popsicle session last night.

by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021