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conscious professional

Conscious professionals are people who actively engage with the environment and community around them: working towards reducing their environmental impact on the world by making choices based on good reason and research (i.e.mostly vegan, buy local, don't waste water, avoid single-use plastic); they are open-minded and accepting of all sexes, races and cultures and take action to break down social barriers and unjust norms. While building successful careers for themselves, they are not driven purely by monetary success, but rather success in the multitude of aspects that define life as a human on this earth (including, but not exclusive to: self-growth, inner-peace, strong interpersonal relationships, connecting with nature).

"They make ecobricks at home - that's so conscious professional! "
"The house of the conscious professionals" (a group of conscious professionals living together)
"I'm a conscious professional"

by sindiswa August 28, 2018


google professional

Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs

My name is Kevin Chen, I am a google professional

by punnytummy October 13, 2018


Professional nigga

A black man who is a professional at everything, esspecially when it comes to having sex with a kardashian

That guy is a professional nigga!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 7, 2023


Professional Killstreak

A kill counter that shows up on the player's heads-up display that increments by one for each kill. Killstreaks are indicated by a number and a small arrow next to the kill icon, additionally displayed onto the killfeeds of other individuals. Killstreaks messages are broadcast across the entire server once a certain threshold is reached, starting from five kills onward. Professional Kits are the rarest. An eye particle effect is displayed after five kills and intensifies after ten. The effect matches the color of the weapon's sheen in a similar fashion to the Eyelander; when using sword weapons as Demoman, the effect is only presented on his right eye.

Bing soy: a golden pan just dropped in my inventory
Server: 👍
Mr Soy: Ye, I also sold my Professional Killstreak vintage collector's edition battle scarred Hale's own strange golden frying pan.
Server:

Mr Bing: for 20 keys just scam some schmuck
Server people: . . .¿
Bing Soy: *Proceeds to 360 head shot penetrate entire enemy team while jumping off a cliff just to get stuck on an invisible pixel*

by ㅤㅤㅤㅤg̴̑̾͊̒̂́̂̈́̈́̀̂̕̕͠ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ March 16, 2024


Professional Ass-saver

People who work in project management and client interaction and know exactly what to say, who to blame, when to do to save the ass of their weak little developers and company. Usually paid medium-sized bucks

Me: Henry is a professional ass-saver

by nit.sh June 4, 2019


Professional Street Memers

Professional Street Memers is a discord server that has a giant collection of racists. The server was first created on the 14th of July in 2020 and is currently known more as PSM.

Professional Street Memers is the third discord server in a collection of discord servers, coming after TMC (The Memers Club) which came after TMU. (Top Memes Users) What separates Professional Street Memers from the other 2 servers is that it wasn't created by the creator of the last servers 2 known by the members as "Asshole Sousa" and isn't entirely under dictatorial rule.

Guy 1. "Hey you heard of this discord server called Professional Street Memers?"
Guy 2. "Sounds like a server with a bunch of racists."

by March 2, 2021


Professional Flu

When you think about becoming a professional, and act like one, when in turn you are actually making yourself look like a fool. Occurs commonly in young children learning to become the next hit of a certain occupation.

"That kid wants to be the president. He has the Professional Flu, ain't that odd?"

"I better stop getting the Professional Flu, otherwise i am going to make a fool out of myself."

by Andymius September 26, 2014