race trader

This term tells you that a speaker is an idiot. Twice.

First, it tells you that someone is dumb enough to believe in the idea of a "race traitor". Second, the speaker is telling you he's too dull to render the word "traitor" correctly.

Mr. A: "What are you, a race trader?"
Mr. B: "You are an idiot. In two ways."

31👍 24👎

Race Baiting

To be under the influence of the behavior and mentality of Jessie Jackson or Al Sharpton.

I am so tired of these black activists out there always trying to be race baiting on white police officers.

117👍 122👎

sack race

A contest between male rivals to see who can swing their nuts back and forth the fastest without using their hands. The fastest moving sack wins the race

Edgar clearly showed his dominance over Jonny by swinging his sack at an astonishing speed and winning the sack race.

11👍 6👎

Cum race

Whilst having sex with multiple women and men involved you challenge a man to a race. Whilst the woman is standing you ejacualte at the top of her thigh as does the other man to his woman. The first person cum to touch the foot is the winner and it the ultimate cummer.

Yo pal, when I'm ready fancy having a cum race?

5👍 2👎

to do the race

slang for to run

We got to do the race the cops wre coming!

5👍 2👎

Rug Race

Having two women lie naked on the floor on their backs with their legs spread. Then two guys(or girls) kneel down naked in front of them and lick them pushing them along the floor, with their tongues in the girls' crotches.

Who won the rug race last night? Keith and Chris tied while Peter sat on a bed and stroked.

5👍 2👎

racing tracks

The brown streaks left behind by young kids that don't wipe their ass cracks.


Often heard while talking to redneck assholes living in West Virginia.

My son shit and didn't wipe his butt so I had to use oxyclean to get out his racing strips.

5👍 2👎