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The shits you get after eating Indian food
“I had three bowls of chicken tikka masala and a hefty helping of Vishnu’s revenge!”
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Similar to Montezuma's Revenge, except with Chinese Food.
I went to Asia Cafe and got lots of cheap Teriyaki Chicken and egg rolls, but I got Chairman Mao's Revenge and I've been on the can since I wrote this definition.
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One of the best and most underrated bands of the 00s. Many people know them from the song ‘Tear You Apart’, which showed up on AHS: Hotel but they have many other great songs. Songs like “Broken Promises For Broken Hearts”, “Racheal”, “She Will Always Be A Broken Girl”, “Written In Blood” and “Suck It Up” are all but the tip of the iceberg with these guys. I would recommend this band to anyone that loves Joy Division, The Cure, Sisters Of Mercy, AFI and Depeche Mode.
Man I really wish She Wants Revenge would come back or at least develope a cult following.
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When you fuck someone so hard they throw up.
Elizabeth pegged Nikita so hard she induced the wrath of Montezuma's Revenge.
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When you nut in a girls mouth and she saves part of the load to surprise you in your mouth the next time you kiss
Brah I totally jizzed in her mouth but then gave me the Sea Men Revenge.
Rookie Move, Told ya not to kiss her afterwards
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...or rum-hangover.
When you've been drinking rum and waking up with a bad hangover.
bro-tip: Rum goes well with coca-cola.
1person: Wow, I drank so much bacardi and woke up with the worst hangover ever.
2person: Captain Morgan has cast his revenge upon you.
3person: Captain Morgans' Revenge!
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when you take a hard shit in a girls vagina then have sex with her.
the revenge part is for the girl because you get your own shit stuck in your dick hole.
Jake:man why you keep ichting your dick
Bob: i gave my girl a montezuma's revenge and i forgot wat the revenge part was about
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