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Dr. Peter Buttram, urologist, proctologist, says:
I do NOT recommend anal sex. However, if you must...
1. Wash up before sex -- especially the anus.
2. Use a condom.
3. Wash up immediately after sex -- especially the anus and the penis.
4.Especially avoid Reverse Anal.
The correct order for triorafice sex is:
1. Oral (felattio, cunninlingus)
2. Coitus (penis & vagina)
3. Anal (penis in condom in anus)
Don't stick the tongue or fingers or unprotected penis in the anus.
Reverse Anal is:
1. Anal (penis in anus -- especially if unprotected)
2. Coitus (poopy penis in vagina)
3. Oral (poopy, pussified penis in woman's mouth.
Reverse Anal for gayboys is:
1. Unprotected Anal.
2. Oral.
DON'T BE A FUCKTARD!
Don't say to me, "Doctor, WHY did this happen to me?"
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since most horses that are white have black penises, if you are white with a black penis- you are a reverse horse.
Billy: hey timmy lets compare penises!
Timmy: Oh my god why is your penis black but you are white?
Billy: Because i'm a reverse horse!!
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Racism towards the majority (white people). This is a term created by triggered white people who are mad about people of color finally being in the spotlight and fighting for their rights.
Many believe this term does not exist because you can not be racist to a race who has never been oppressed.
How come you can yell "black power" but I can't cheer for white power? Isn't this considered reverse racism? - Old White Trump Supporter
Because white power is tied with white supremacy and nazis while black power is simply just oppressed minorities trying to get their rights... and also reverse racism doesn't exist. - Educated Black Girl
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A now kind of tired joke where you simply take something where a person performs a verb in order to alter a noun, and change it so that the noun performs the verb on the person.
In soviet russia, door opens you!
Can also be funny in some situations:
In soviet russia, computer turns on you! Wait, shit... that happens in america too!
soviet russia internet meme joke lame russian reversal
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A reverse blumpy or R.B for short is when two parties are about to perform the orthodox blumpy but use a distinct signal or sound (can be a high pitched grunt or tuneful whistle but it is considered more normal to burp) to indicate a reverse in proceedings. The giver moves his/her body so he/she is underneath the anus and then sucks out the faeces of the receiver or blumpee. In many cultures especially across eastern europe and in particular central england close to the River Trent this act is seen by many to be an act of good will, kindness or after a mal-functioning blumpy; forgiveness. During a reverse blumpy, in order to show satisfaction or gratfullness towards the giver a hot lunch should immediately follow while the faeces is still warm.
"Oh man, jane gives the best reverse blumpys"
"I prefer reverse blumpys to just blumpys its so much more relieving"
"I asked Jane to reverse blumpy me but she kept saying no because i was her son, what's that all about"
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A steaming hot pile of bull shit that white people created out of thin air to try and stifle the resentment and anger of minorities that is expressed in the facing actual racism.
If you don't support the KKK's right to threaten and intimidate minorities, that is reverse racism.
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A sort or sex move which involves a sophomore fingering his freshman girlfriend, then cheating on her with two other freshman
Guy 1: Damn, did you hear Maguire pulled the Reverse Ape on McKenna?
Guy 2: No way, that guy is a total scumbag.
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