A Richard Gere is when two guys give a girl a Sunny St. James, the three of them cum at the same time and poop out a hampster
Damn those ass bandits, they just gave that greasy shawtay a nasty ole' Richard Gere
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1. A fat, white, gay, afro-totting "fitness guru" whose workout videos are composed of crappy 80's songs, tight-ass short-shorts, and lots of high pitched giggling and encouragement to the other morbidly obese people (mostly women) in the distance who for some unknown reason signed up to be featured in a workout video with one of the most ridiculed people of all time.
2. An insult referring to one's sexuality.
3. The epitome of gay.
1. Richard Simmons loves to frolic in his daisy dukes with the fat women as Devo's "Whip It" plays in the distance.
2.
Teenager #1: Hey, why don't we buy one of Cher's albums?
Teenager #2: Dude, you're friggin' Richard Simmons.
3. I'm sorry, that last one is self-explanatory.
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Otherwise known as joshrichardzz is a tik tok GOD, and the sweetest person alive.
Josh Richards is the definition of perfect!!
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highly intelligent young man who fears and loths spontaneous phone calls including the words 'moo' and 'rar'
richard: you peon, you just called me and said 'moo'
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basically the penis and the testicles
Richard = Dick
ouch..Richard and the twins just got hit :s
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A street in Shippensburg that is known for crazy parties any day of the week, cops favorite place to catch people, free hot dogs, pong tables as lawn ornaments, tanning on roofs, toga parties.
Richard Avenue can be full of toga parties, hot dog stands, craziness, and drunks
Richard Fitswell is an alias that people with a micro penis refer to themselves as. Usually a compensating for the small member they were born with. His body kept growing but his dick never did. These people are manipulative, abusive, and tend to bully others or cause problems for anyone they are in contact with.
Porn Director: what have you decided on for a porn name?
Keith: I want the world to call me Richard Fitswell!
Porn Director: *laughs* I suppose you could fit well in everything with a 2 inch chop like the one you got.
Keith: *sobs* fuck you then. I donβt really want to fuck a pussy anyways. I thought this was a Twink porn interview. Would you happen to be into trading football cards?
Porn Director: get the fuck outta my office!