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my beautiful amazing girlfriend who deserves the world. the most beautiful girl on this planet. i love her so much. i never want to leave her side, she’s my favorite person of all time. she makes me smile and i don’t want to lose her. i cant describe how much i love her.
oh leigha rose? yeah, she’s the love of my life.
A classier way to say morning wood. It's a play on words based on the fact that it "rose" in the morning.
I woke up with a morning rose
Stumbled to the bathroom while trying to hide my morning rose
Flower sold in bar by a traveling, strung out gypsy type female who looks like sleep has not graced her face for days. The rose comes in multiple colors, and sometimes even plastic light up versions are available (happy day!). Depending on the level of intoxication of the customer and the scarcity of the flower they may cost anywhere from $3-$20 USD. This particular flower thrives on cigarette smoke and alcohol, and once removed from the bar environment quickly loses its' luster and wilts into death.
These roses are purchased by highly intoxicated males attempting to score points with a lucky (or unlucky) lady. There exists a belief in the male bar culture that once a female receives this flower her panties will automatically drop. This may or may not be true.
Male 1:
Hey John, check out that hot chick. You think if I buy her a bar rose she will talk to me?
Male 2:
It's a sure thing. If it didn't work, then why would that gypsy chick even sell them to us?
Male 1:
Of course!
David, what?
Where are you at?
Well, let me roll up on to the sidewalk and take a look, yes
Whoa, she's beautiful
I'm talking about a Yankee Rose
And she looks wild, wild, wild, wild
Are you ready for the new sensation?
Well, here's the shot heard 'round the world
All you back room boys salute when her flag unfurls
Well, guess who's back in circulation?
Now, I don't know what you may have heard
But what I need right now's the original good time girl
She's a vision from coast to coast (coast to coast)
Sea to shining sea (sea to shining sea)
Hey sister, you're the perfect host (perfect host)
Show me your bright lights
In your city lights, alright
I'm talkin' 'bout the Yankee Rose
Bright lights in your city lights, alright
I'm talkin' 'bout it
When she walks, watch, the sparks will fly
Firecrackin' on the fourth of July
No sad songs tonight, something's in the air (it will be like cancer)
A real state of independence
So pretty when her rockets glare
Still provin' any night that her flag's still there
She's a vision from coast to coast (coast to coast)
Sea to shining sea (sea to shining sea)
Hey sister, you're the perfect host (make a toast)
Show me your bright lights
In your city lights, alright
I'm talkin' 'bout the Yankee Rose
Bright lights in your city lights, alright
I'm in love with the Yankee Rose
Ah, she's beautiful, alright
Mmm, nothin' like her in the whole world
Yeah
She's right on time, I'm on the case
Pick up the phone, no time to waste
She got the beat
And here's a little bit comin' your way
Raise 'em up there, let's see who salutes, baby
Little bit, little bit, little bit higher
Here's the mast, swing 'em from here
I wanna get a little bit of apple pie, man
Bright lights, city lights
Bright lights, city lights
Bright lights, city lights
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1. A two faced bitch
Not to be messed with as she can ruin your life
Look at her, she is such a rose bitch
A cute, bubbly, pretty and hyperactive girl who loves cats too much. Although she is timid and introverted (due to her mental health) she can be very very fun at times. Just make sure to never hurt her or you’ll be ignored for a few days (even hours) before she forgets why she’s mad at you, she’s one of the kindest people ever and hardly judges others, such a pure soul.
Person 1: Have you seen that cute girl with those cats over there?
Person 2: Oh yeah, that’s Tegan Rose.
Person 1: Ooh, I want to be her friend!