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The Leg-Day Skipper, Chinese Food Connoisseur, and Science Enthusiast Extraordinaire!
Meet Russell, the master of selective dedication. He's infamous for skipping leg day at the gym, resulting in a comical lack of lower body strength. He has unspoken rizz but everyone overseas it. THE MASTER OF CATFISHING.
Now, brace yourself for Russell's true passion: math and physics. Numbers and equations dance in his dreams as he unravels the mysteries of the universe. Armed with an assortment of pocket protectors, he strives to outsmart any intellectual challenge thrown his way.
gym bro #1: Russell, ever considered leg day at the gym?
Russell Han: Nah, my legs prefer permanent vacation.
gym bro #1: but why do you skip legs?
Russell: Becus I am rasell, you ching chong
russell/ash is another term for perfection and amazing. they’re approachable, understanding, special, and absolutely handsome and ravishing, you don’t even know. they’re also really cool.
A great guy who is extremely republican, a little bit communist, humorous, might seem a little racist, and has the biggest dick in the world.
Damn, Russell Dean always with them fucking republicans! Russell DigBick
Boyfriend to many, satisfies none
Where is that Russell ball? He promised me a good time but stole the change out my purse and left me underwhelmed
A stupid posh cunt witg a massive county beak and a tiny posh cock he is also a shit driver and he need s to get back to Buckingham Palace the posh twat
Look at that cunt he's a proper George russel
nancy is someone who is thoughtful and passionate, someone who cares about others feelings and puts their needs before her own, unless them needs have something to do with bts. shes a jimin stan and has conversations with her lifesized cutout of him. nancy owns 3 dogs, dolly, goochi? and frodo, and recently she got 2 rabbits called iris and ivy. she is the best person in the universe apart from wooyoung, taehyung, joe keery, dacre montgomery, joseph quinn and tobey maguire.
nancy russell had convos with cardboard
Similar to a Jack Russell only in human form. Very often ginger in colour, small and never lets anything drop
"My new gf reminds me of a terrier"
"you must mean a nat russell"