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sale cat

Sale cat is a game played my many Midwest farmers. The players wait for a cat to die in the field. The cat will then bend and harden into the shape of a boomerang. The objective of the game is to throw the sail cat as far as possible. The trick is to throw it the right way so I doesn’t come back like a boomerang.

Timmy wants to play sale cat but his favorite feline friend was still alive and purring.

by 2Nerdy4U October 31, 2017


2-for-1 Sale

When grabbing a snack food and getting two pieces when grabbing one.

*Man goes for a chip, pulls and another gets dragged out*
"Nice, 2-for-1 Sale."

by tbclycan October 4, 2011


carter sales

The best friend that i got but can forget some things that he knows.

OMG! Its carter sales by bff's!

by i love apple pie! November 16, 2017


Ikea Sale

When a man lies down on the couch spreading his legs and putting them onto a table then having the girl give him head.

IM GONNA IKEA SALE YO ASS!!

by tittyfuck1234 January 8, 2009


Junior Senior Sales

A salesman in charge of a team without being given any privileges, authority or respect by the directors, other senior salesmanor even his team

Congratulations on your 'promotion' to junior senior sales

by McBareback December 18, 2018


garabage sale

a yard sale or garage sale to make a little money by selling things you should have thrown in the garbage

I'm having a garabage sale to keep from going to the dump...

by goldwingnut March 4, 2011


sf bake sale

A bake sale where all of the wares contain weed.

Hey man, wanna go to that sf bake sale and pick up some dank medicine?

by ShitsRealG August 1, 2014