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It's when you deep-fry your dick and have anal sex using ketchup as lube.
My back still hurts from that Harlem Sausage I gave to my girl last night.
When you suck a man's dick so hard it falls apart in your mouth.
Bro she demolished my cock like she was sucking on a Vienna sausage
Where two people consentually have sex on a beach. Usually favouring the missionary position (however using one's imagination, many more are feasible), the man pulls out, dips his erect penis into the sand, and re-inserts his now 'crumbed sausage' into the vagina of his partner, or casual fuck buddy. Beware of chafing.
A: So I was on the beach with Jill and gave her ye olde crumbed sausage
B: ....
A: yeah I know, rad aye!
B: teh_chafes :(
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when there is a large amount of guys and no chicks...
hmmm.. those chicks just left.. omg its a total sausage fest now
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One who loves giving blowjobs and/or enjoys the occasional grilled bratwurst.
"Zaphlon sure is s fucking sausage fluffer."
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^as above^
Also known as 'well hung' in lesbian circles.
"Daaammnn... that chick over there's gote some big sausage fingers. I'm getting horny just looking at them"
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A homosexual male, often a sailor or a member of the navy, who attempts to entice men into sexual acts, in or around a port or dock.
We went to check out that bar down by the pier but the minute we did Eric got jumped by a sausage lobster.
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