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A deep dislike or hatred for shrek and everything associated with the green ogre and his 4 films, but a supporter of farquaad and Prince Charming from the films.
Person1 : "man shrek is love shrek is life "
Person2 : "shut up about shrek, he's not that good bro "
Person1 : " omg don't be so Anti-shrek"
a long toenail that belongs to Shrek it is green and yellow and red
Oh wow I found Shrek's toenail in my among us treasure chest fortnite battle pass!!!
Shrek: "Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." Laughing Like that's ever gonna happen.
yo did you copy the shrek script
uh yeah i did
The sexiest, hottest, toes you will ever find. They are green and shreky and just perfect. (The Left one is the best) they are great for sucking and just the best thing if you want to have a good time. If you have Shrek Toes you should be very grateful. Take good care of them so they look sexier. Shrek Toes are the best example of the word "Shrekxy"
Donkey: Wow your toes are perfect!
Shrek: Yea that's cause they're Shrek Toes
Shrek is god everyone knows that, that's why he has an empire
Friend:Broo,you remember when we visited Shrek empire?
Me:Bro,you high right now?
Friend:yes.
Most commonly called a lightsaber, but its a shrek saber.
it will probe your buttocks and you will feel like its never ogre, you will pray to shrek
shrek is love shrek is life.
many Female people like to use the Shrek saber to feel pleasure and happines.
I used a shrek saber to feel pleasure, now i dont want it to be ogre