shrimp slurpee

when 2 men involve in sex one blows cum in the others ass and then sucks it out with a straw!

Bob and I just had the most enjoyable round of sex that included a great tasting shrimp slurpee

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Simp Shrimp

When you simp for a girl so much that you turn into a shrimp.

Man, Thomas has become such a Simp Shrimp.
I simped so much form that girl, i feel shrimpy.

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Shrimp Taco

The act of having sex with a man who you wouldn't think had a small penis, but did

My friend Emma got totally shrimp taco'd by that hot guy at the bar last night!

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Shrimp-House

The king of ALL words is shrimp-house. Usually used after a long night of KY Jelly baths and martinis with a festive asian, shrimp-house can be very useful. Used in many ways it could get you slapped, laid, kissed... almost anything!

Shrimp-house is very versatile, too. You can easily add "boogaloo" as a suffix and WHO KNOWS what might happen then?!

"Baby your shrimp-house looks mighty fine tonight..."
"SHRIMP-HOUSE BOOGALOO!!! KEEP ON GOING SWEETCHEEKS!!"
"Don't touch my shrimp-house without washing your hands"
"...shrimp-house!"

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Grandpa Shrimp

A seafood dish made by your grandfather, who has lost interest in cleanliness or proper cooking technique. Usually appearing soggy, half-eaten and covered with cat hair. Commonly warmed in the microwave.

"God damnit. He's making us grandpa shrimp again."

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Shrimp dick

When a dude has a small ass dick but doesn’t want to admit it

“I wanna put yo dick in my mouth an go BrAzZy!”

“He’s got such a shrimp dick”

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baby shrimp

It means bs in a polite way

Examples: your partying is getting out of hand son, it's some real baby shrimp

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