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skip the dipshit

When a food delivery service processes your order but doesn't deliver because you didn’t tip.

Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.

by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021


Skip GOD

A man who has the power to travel between dimensions. He's currently known as LPK in the gaming community. He is a real memelord. He has created such classics as Spoink has swag with the other memelord TheAppleJhon. Legends say if you say Skip GOD 8 times while watching hentai, he will come to your Dimension and resolve all the problems there.

Bloke 1: Hey dude, do you have any idea where Skip GOD is ?
Bloke 2: I think he's in Dimension A, getting all that puss puss.

by coolFaggit March 2, 2017


Skipping the Hill

When a person is in a State Of Over-Happiness that even Bad news can't Bring them Down.

Even though I told her that She's Ugly, She is still very happy. She must be Skipping the Hill.

by MJmac March 3, 2015


Time Skip

In movies or stories, a 'Time Skip' is a narrative device where the story jumps through time

"The last chapter had a ten-year time skip, and suddenly everyone was having kids, mortgages and unpaid water taxes"

by DictionaryDecimator July 7, 2024


two skip

Two skip is the short form of “two more runs and skip the last” as it is widely believed that calling the last run of the day is bad luck. This is a popular phrase in ski culture.

"Yo, you wanna two skip it down to the base?” “Two skip is my favorite ski brand.”

by TwoSkip January 21, 2024


Skip Skopping

Way to describe something freaking awesome or someone very attractive. 10/10

We are on are way to the party at Ben's. I hear the place is skip skopping so prepare for the time of your lives.

Damn Shorty, you be skip skopping as fuck.

by NoShoesGuy September 8, 2021


skipping breakfast

Participating in oral sex with a significant other at some point in the day after the morning hours

My girlfriend asked me to come over to her house later today. Looks like I'm skipping breakfast.

by Ginger-Snap January 10, 2014