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1: The act slapping someone with ones flaccid penis; usually, though not always across the face. The optimal jimmy slap leaves a damp, phallic shaped mark where the phallus made contact with its victim, though this is not mandatory.
Alex passed out at the party so John jimmy slapped him and took a Polaroid.
When a female refuses to engage in sexual activity.
I was putting the moves on hard with that new chick in the office but I got nun slapped.
Slap the board is the ultimate test of strength and power. The winner of this game gets to live and return home to their family while the loser is locked in Misses basement and forced to do Spanish tests for all eternity.
A mad lad was forced to play slap the board and lost.
In the tv show "How I Met Your Mother" Barny lost a bet to Marshall, which resulted in Marshall getting to slap barny. Marshall's slaps are delivered with such force, that it has earnt itself a new ranking on the "How hard" scale.
Hey Tristan", "What?", "Marshall Slap!", "Oh Fuck"
When an individual slaps another individual with an STD infected hand, usually the palm, and usually across the face.
Shit... If that kitchen bitch keeps flappin’ her gums, Imma clap slap dat hoe.
(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.
Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!
The act of getting so drunk one must finish off a fifth of liqueur in one day and still be conscious enough to slap the bottle.
Trey wanted to get sauced so he said, "let's slap a fifth."
Trey was so cheesed he must've slapped a fifth.
Hey, let's slap a fifth.