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Blue Slip: You see, folks, it's corporate jargon for when your job's on the rocks but hasn't quite hit the unemployment iceberg yet. It's like telling your significant other, 'We're on a break,' but you're still sharing the same bed. You'll be at the office, but it's more like a bad one-night stand you can't escape. In the grand comedy of life, the blue slip is that awkward punchline that leaves you wondering, 'Is this a joke, or am I the punchline?'"
"Blue Slip: It's like when your boss wants to break up with you, but they're not ready to commit to the 'we're over' text just yet. It's the awkward in-between, where you're still on the company payroll, but your desk chair suddenly feels a lot colder. You'll be attending meetings, but it's more like a support group for the soon-to-be jobless. Remember, a blue slip is just a pink slip in denial, and your career's on life support!"
Blue Slip, man, you know what I'm sayin'? It's like when your boss hands you that blue piece of paper, and you're sittin' there goin', 'Hold up, am I still employed, or am I in a time-out?' It's that limbo between job security and job insecurity, Joe Rogan. You're showin' up to work, but it's like a sitcom where you're the only one not laughin', and the boss is the straight-faced villain. Blue slip, it's the corporate version of 'I'm not mad, just disappointed,' bro."
Example 1:
**David**: "Mike, can we chat for a moment?"
**Mike**: "Sure, boss, what's up?"
**David**: "Well, Mike, I've been noticing some performance issues lately. So, consider this your blue slip. You're not fired yet, but you've got some work to do."
**Mike**: "Got it, David. I'll step up my game."
Example 2:
**David**: "Hey, Mike, got a minute?"
**Mike**: "Yeah, what's on your mind, boss?"
**David**: "Look, Mike, your recent slip-ups haven't gone unnoticed. This is your blue slip - a warning shot across the bow. Get it together, or that pink slip won't be far behind."
**Mike**: "I appreciate the heads up, David. I'll make the necessary changes."
Noun: an insertion made by a spellchecker, autocorrection, and/or predictive text function in a communication device that reveals a conscious and/or subconscious thought, feeling, desire, etc., unintended to be sent by the messager. From "Freudian slip," where the speaker utters an unintentional subconscious thought/feeling.
The Googlian slip revealed the defendant's possible homicidal tendencies by correcting the word "grabbing" to "stabbing" in his late iMessage to the deceased.
"Slip the goose" means almost anything depending on context. It is the perfect expression because it invokes a strong visual, and yet it's vague enough that it resonates in a wide variety of situations with various meanings. Depending on how you say it and with what other combinations of words the meaning can mean someone did awesome, someone did badly, someone messed up, someone got confused, someone did something really tiring, or someone blew off work or other obligations, or even someone avoided a problem or tragedy.
Good - Hell yeah, man! You slipped the goose big time! Oh dang, you're lucky you slipped the goose.
Bad - Damn, you really slipped the goose. I don't know man, I slipped the goose earlier and not feeling it. The hell man, you slipped the Goose
What you get when you don't do your homework. Often caused by procrastination.
Kyle: Dude, you got a homework slip yesterday?
Chris: Yeah, I did. I forgot I realized that worksheet was due that day. Now my parents are going to kill me.
Kyle: If you haven't been procrastinating yesterday, you should've done it!
To slip a fart and dip out of the room.
There I was getting ready to sit down and watch tv when I smelled something horrible and saw my friend walking out of the house. I realized he did a slip and dip.
when one cannot find a condom you go into the kitchen retrive saran wrap. cover ones cock with said wrap lube up and proceed to get laid.
joe-"hey man i just got laid by becky last night!"
troy-"oh snap i heard its good but shes got somethin man..."
joe-"its all good bro i grabbed some saran wrap and made a slip cover"
when your dick falls out of your underwear unintentionally.
i was taking a video of my cat in the shower, and almost showed my johnson, close fig slip.
i was sleeping on the sofa on a hot day in only my trunks, had a total fig slip.