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The offering of accepting oral pleasure from a woman who has a completely shaven vagina
As I returned from a lengthy road trip, I was welcomed home with a smooth pie.
She was mad at me, but I knew she serving the smooth pie.
Terminology used to describe the ride quality of a motorized people mover. Can be a jazzi, can be a car. Ride has to be like it states, both slick, and smooth.
Nurse: “How’s that wheelchair?”
Senior: “Slick and Smooth, just like my DeVille.”
A smooth testicles and scrotum. This may be achieved various ways, but often involves scrotox.
The guy is so cute with his grey sweat pants and his smooth criminals.
What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?
Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.
The act of inserting your thumb into your girlfriends rectum during sex then brag about it.
You been hit by, you been struck by a "Smooth Criminal."
When you fart silently while making eye contact with somebody and don't get called out
Sarah never said anything even though we were locking eyes the entire time,that's the power of a smooth criminal
Tried in an asian way but failed.
Virgin Asian puts down his engineering books and talks to asian girl "Hey, you should check out this vegan restaurant with me."
Asian girl "Sure."
Virgin Asian "Then it's a date then..."
Asian girl "Wow... That was Lam Smooth of you. No thanks buddy."
Virgin Asian goes on a rage.