when your sad asf and in ur feels and ur just drunk
dude: hey man why didn’t u answer my snap yesterday
man: bc dude i was sober
“Soso is sober they should get us food” “What do you mean “sober” none of us are intoxicated”
“no I mean they aren’t falling asleep”
“ohhhh”
Eating out a girl who is drunk, but you on the other hand, are not.
“He gave her a sober chomp on New Year’s Eve”
Just boring. A shell of his drunk self. Awkward is most situations and horrendous with birds.
Who’s coming Giorgios on the 19th?
Sober Richard.
Ah I ain’t going then.
When you’re doing drugs or drinking but have to act sober.
I was on a date yesterday sober as a judge.
When you don’t drink alcohol unless you aren’t in the États-Unis
This is a cafe in Paris, of course I’m have champagne with my burger, I’m America sober, not an animal!