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Terrible normie Sonic game that has the worst storyline in all of Sonic. Tails is very afraid and can't do things on his own. Also, Chaos was revealed to return again, but it was all a prank, meaning they lied. Plus, the levels are terrible, especially the Classic Sonic ones. It even makes Labyrinth look good, and that's not a good thing. And the music is awful and even Cardi B can make better songs than Fist Bump. This game is the reason why 10s Sonic, other than Generations and Mania, sucks ass, along with Lost World, and Boom as a whole. Also why 00s Sonic is way better because we had good games. Call me a boomer, but I was born in 2005.
Normie: Sonic Forces is amazing! Best game of the 21th Century!
Me: You're joking. Sonic has way better games than Forces, especially from the 2000s. Unleashed, Colors, 3 and Knuckles, Adventure 2, Black Knight, Chronicles, Secret Rings, even 06 is universes ahead of Forces.
Normie: What.
Me: You don't know those games?! Educate yourself. Because Forces is the definition of a normie Sonic game. Those games are better and are good.
Normie: Ok boomer.
Me: I was born in 2005 you idiot!!!
Normie: Okay then, chill. Go listen to your lean Xanax music. I'm going to listen to good Sonic songs.
Me: Drake, Nicki Minaj, Lil Uzi Vert, Travis Scott, Asap Rocky, Tyler The Creator, and YBN Cordae don't do Xanax fool!!!
Normie: Racist.
Me: "Racist" my ass!
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A ugly game that need Plenty of improvement.
Made by MaxSonic
Ugh... Not another Sonic roller game.
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Humerous prankster originating in northern Arkansas. Prank calling sonic workings and acting as if he is a mentally handicapped man named Steve Barret. Toting a paintball mask and a black hoodie, this Steve Barret smothered an entire city in uncertainty and terror. * Later to be found out this was all just a scam by a local boy to get back at their rival school's city.
Chris: "Oh man did you hear about the Sonic Stalker."
Aaron: " Yeah dude, that's some funny shit."
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When someone wants to give you a handjob at a sonics drive thru.
Robert: Hey Erik wanna go to sonics?
Erik: No thanks I'm not gay.
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To vaginal fuck moving your penis all the way in and all the way out as fast as you can
Guy 1:I super sonicced my gf last night
Guy 2:Good on ya mate
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Some game invented in 1991. It is made by some Japanese people named SEGA. Sonic the Hedgehog is a blue hedgehog (but he doesnt look anything like one):).
Sonic has been in so much games i cant type it. Many of his games are badly rated and some are good. The most highest rated is probably the classics. Sonic's enemy is EGGMAN and Eggman's retarded crew.
Some of the horrible looking enemies are,
Chaos: Some on-drugs ho made out of water who is the chaos who protects chaos.
Eggman: Like in every game Eggman the fat bastard shows up and screws up the game. He is as fat as an Egg and tries to always steal some kind of Chaos Emerald.
Shadow: Shadow was an enemy in the beginning of Sonic Adventure 2 but sided with Sonic and the other annoying heroes.
Iblis: Iblis, the gay guy made out of gay fire.
Metal Sonic: This isnt the real Sonic. This guy is robotic and evil.
Black Doom: Black Doom is a half threat to Shadow but full threat to Sonic. As Shadow you decide if you side with him but at the end he sides against him.
Those are only some of those gay enemys.
The first few theme songs were made by the band Crush 40.
Sonic the Hedgehog is from 1991.
He is japanese and made by SEGA!
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Unneeded character who is a blue hedgehog that is used to attract furries from their mums basement
“Classic Sonic will be in the next sonic game” “shut up and take my money”
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