1337 speak

the stupidest speak ever invented.....only nerds talk like that.

i am a loser cuz i speak 1337 speak.
standard english version: i am a loser because i talk in the 1337 speak.

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cross-speak

talk that is garbled and so difficult to understand; gibberish.

His speaking style looks like cross-speak. I cannot twig it.

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speaking in memebase

when a small group of people uses an excessive amount of memes or other computer specific terminology in open real world conversation often making it hard for others to follow the conversation.

friend 1) hey did you hear what that guy was saying?
friend 2) yeah but i didn't understand any of it.
friend 1) why not?
friend 2) dude! he was speaking in memebase, you know i don't keep up with that stuff
friend 1) me gusta, seriously? forever alone newfag can't triforce. awwwwww yeeeaaaa.

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Speak out

A yeshivish articulation of one fully explaining a previously abbreviated sentence

“Seemingly, the Rashba should speak out the pshat!”

“Would the Rosh Yeshiva please speak out?”

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gay speak

Also known as netspeak, it aint gay, jus because someone has pissed you off by talking in it and you cant understand it doesnt make it gay.

so in short:

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I kin speak 1337 n u cant, u uneducated n00bs!

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relatively speaking

True in situations similar to the one at hand

Lisa Left Eye Lopes on Hat 2 Da Back:

"Relatively speaking, I am no ordinary dip
Cause I ain't reachin' hipped
Til you be thinkin' I'm flipped

And that is ooooh on the TLC tip"

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Speak german

To be into act of scat play involving a mouth full of feces or other general scat play.

German for the reason that most scat porn used to come from Germany. Still seen as that country it is most popular with massive scat parties held many often.

When I'm horny, I like to speak German

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