Pregame Squeeze Bottle

When you've had a long day at work and no longer have the desire to feel your face, your friends are kind enough to pick you up and supply you with a pregame squeeze bottle. Who knows what's in it and, let's be honest, who cares.

Man I had this long ass shift the other day while everyone else was getting tanked. It was okay though because when Steve picked me up he brought a pregame squeeze bottle.

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squeeze one out

v. to masturbate, or cause ones self to ejaculate

I squeezed one out in the shower last night.

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Is the juice worth the squeeze

It the outcome worth the effort?

Drew: I have been dating this divorced girl, and no matter what I try, I can get her to give it up.

Eric: Is the juice worth the squeeze?

Drew: Not really. I wouldn't want anything serious with her. And she is only a 7.

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squeeze my lemon

Old blues singer code for male masturbation.

"Squeeze my lemon 'till the juice runs down my leg!"

-Robert Johnson

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squeeze the bean burrito

An emphasised slang term for male masturbation

I want to go home and squeeze the bean burrito

deep sea squeeze

a handjob that is given underwater

damn, that was a good deep sea squeeze in the pool

Squeeze my cat

Verb. 1. A code girl's use for masturbating, most often with the aid of a vibrator; 2. Something ladies need to do when they require severe stress relief. Often means the two definitions simultaneously.

Vet school is killing me! I squeeze my cat every night.