When you've had a long day at work and no longer have the desire to feel your face, your friends are kind enough to pick you up and supply you with a pregame squeeze bottle. Who knows what's in it and, let's be honest, who cares.
Man I had this long ass shift the other day while everyone else was getting tanked. It was okay though because when Steve picked me up he brought a pregame squeeze bottle.
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v. to masturbate, or cause ones self to ejaculate
I squeezed one out in the shower last night.
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It the outcome worth the effort?
Drew: I have been dating this divorced girl, and no matter what I try, I can get her to give it up.
Eric: Is the juice worth the squeeze?
Drew: Not really. I wouldn't want anything serious with her. And she is only a 7.
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Old blues singer code for male masturbation.
"Squeeze my lemon 'till the juice runs down my leg!"
-Robert Johnson
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The bars found in handicap stalls so that retards don't fall over while laying bricks that are also used by normal people to squeeze while shitting to increase the intensity of the dump by up to 10x.
I couldn't get all of my poop out until I grabbed the power squeeze bars and clutched so hard that all fecal matter was let loose.
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Verb. 1. A code girl's use for masturbating, most often with the aid of a vibrator; 2. Something ladies need to do when they require severe stress relief. Often means the two definitions simultaneously.
Vet school is killing me! I squeeze my cat every night.
It's a incestious sex move, where two brothers are pounding and/or throat fucking their sister from either side
Hey brother, wanna do Alabama Squeeze Box? uwu