jigging for squid

orig. a term for squid fishing; now can mean older women pursuing younger men; derived from the use of "squid" to connote high school freshmen

Did you hear Brenda got divorced and took up with a 20 yr old? Man, she can sure jig some squid!

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Squid Game

When you are going down on a girl and she starts squirming, causing her lips wrap around your face like tentacles.

I was going down on my Tinder date last night and she gave me the squid game.

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squid beak

A squid beak is similar to a camel toe. It is the visible sign of a woman wearing underwear and trousers which are too tight.

Squid beak is used when the woman in question is a horrid minger and no-one wants to see her revolting flange.

Check out that fat minger. She's got a massive smelly squid beak and she doesn't know that her undercarriage is on show.

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squid head

Derogitory term for the draeni in World of Warcraft and for the quarren in star wars.

I just pwned a squid head!

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squid game

overhyped show.

a : "suggest me a series to watch"
b : "WATCH SQUID GAME!"
a : "no."

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squid kiss

When you push your erect cock and balls back between your legs and allow your partner lick your cock, balls, and ass simultaneously.

I let that bitch give me a squid kiss last night.

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Land Squid

A land squid is a common phenomenon found often in urban areas. These solitary creatures, much like worms, only appear outside occasionally. Usually after teenage fornication, condom ballooning, tea bagging’s and other such sexual ambiguous events. They usually look sad and crushed. The land squid can be found on concrete side walks, but is more commonly found in vaguely secluded shrubbery where by a one minute tim just finished and discarded a condom. They have no breeding habits and their diets are rather vulgar. The land squid has no natural predators except for adolescent male humans who place them on a stick in order to chase undesirable siblings away, or conversely to court a female. Many land squids can be observed just off the path in Lord Stanley National Park: Vancouver, Canada.

"It seems that the shrubbery outside the trailer park has an infestation of land squids, must be those smith kids again."

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