stage 1: birth
stage 2:......WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!
stage 3:death
Tod: these are the three stages of life *explains*
Jack: oh so that explains it
Stage sick is when you are a performer and haven't been on the stage for awhile! You feel sad and want to be back to the stage!
Person : I'm so Stage sick I'm glad I have an audition coming up!
An ordinary Guy that shoves Gummy worm up his bum and eats it.
Oliver Stages
(READ PAVLE WALK STAGE 3 TO UNDERSTAND) - This is where you are desperate and have no hope of finding anyone and your slowly turning red in the face This is LAST RESORT and in dying need of a smash. You go to your family home and come over to your grandma and bend her over to violently suck the shit out of her ass and after have anal with your grandma. After this you poison your whole family and smash the shit out of all of them when there laying dead on the floor. When the police arrive you threaten to seduce them, Than you violently snort out the window asserting your dominance against the police, They get so afraid they start to run away in fear and some even shit themselves.
Person 1: OMG did you hear about that news report on the Pavle Walk Stage 4 (FINAL STAGE)
Person 2: OMG YES THATS SO SCARY, Didn't think anyone would get so desperate...
A bad comedian or shitty solo comedy act
"Man, none of these guys are funny, just a bunch of stage bugs tonight."
A bad stand up comedian or solo comedy act
"Man there-s nothing but Stage Bugs tonight. These guys aren't even funny."